epic-humor:

maliciousmelons: when the bell rings to go to lunch

pizzaforpresident:

i was in the basement on the computer and then i heard screaming and i ran upstairs and my brother was sitting at the kitchen table holding his head in his hands, almost in tears, so asked what was wrong and then i saw this

(Source: pizzaforpresident, via i-love-this-idea)

realinternetho:

being a slut is ok

not being a slut is ok too

get some

or get none

it’s up to you

(via cynical-worlds)

shvmeless:

let’s bang

i mean hang

no i don’t

(via baby-im-a-sociopathh)